February 2013
5 posts
January 2013
6 posts
1 tag
December 2012
41 posts
lizzyjb1dizzy:
Pull my hair.
Scratch me.
Bite my lip.
Nibble on my earlobe.
Whisper in my ear.
Back me up against a wall.
But DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT
forget the cheese on my cheeseburger.
That shit’s just too extreme for me.
Things I Never Learned In High School
riannafinch:
dontcomecryingtome:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking...
hatos:
all i did in 2012 was become more gay
i wonder how 2013 will go
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
theevilregaldoctor:
come-come-cardinal:
keepcalmandgosurfing:
geekyninja1:
attend-hogwarts:
grrrbarrowman:
skarosoul:
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
^^ That was me… I honestly didn’t know how old Google was.
Reblog and see if you get a color (formal version)
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUSHIA: I wish I could befriend you off the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: You cause my heart to burn with a fiery passion!
GRAY: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
PINK: It would be most kind should you choose to follow me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are m-my tumblr crush...
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE! I REQUEST YOU TO BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH ME!
WHITE: I ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!
GREEN: I find you most attractive...!
BLACK: I would quite enjoy spending time with you...just the two of us...
BROWN: I dislike you.
justdilla:
tomanoc:
You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
draw 4? more like fuck you we’re not...
Reblog If You Grew Up With This
jumpushfall:
jumpushfall:
a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:
NOT this:
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
WatchFinal version
WatchMe singing marina and the diamonds lies bloopers lol
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person says: hi
Plot twist: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how they feel. Then they think, delete it all, and type in that one word.
Christmas of the past: You wake up at the crack of dawn running down the stairs screaming its christmas, your still sleepy from staying up half the night to see or hear santa but fell asleep waiting. You see the presents have magically appeared and the cookies have been munched on and the milk is half empty and your world is complete because you also got everything you wished for.
Christmas of...
I never relized how gay i was until i checked my tumblr and saw nothing but boys and all i did was smile lol random thought
